February 2011
70 posts
Thomas Jefferson and the Child Bastards
New band name.
January 2011
109 posts
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It felt good when I did it with my penis.
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Have you ever wished an actor/actress was more...
That’s how I feel about John Patrick Amedori.
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If I was a dude or a lesbian, I would exclusively...
I don’t know, is that prejudiced or something? ~slutever~
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I totally missed the advent of Tumblweeds.
Is this a…thing we’re doing now?
"Joel" is such a fictional character name.
Like, who the fuck is actually named Joel? And even if you met/are a Joel, I guarantee it reminds you of a character from a novel/movie every time.
Joel.
Joel.
Joel.
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I just remembered I have a vyou account. There's a... →
God, I swear, I do things when I'm alone that I...
I just blew a bubble with my gum, got some of it stuck on the knee my head was resting on, and wiped the gum up with the gum in my mouth. Then, I commenced chewing like nothing unusual happened. I’m such a 40-year old WoW player who lives in his mom’s basement, goddamnit.
Heterophobia seems like a much more logical fear.
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Remember when I was vehemently opposed to...
lol
5 a.m.: The time you are officially alone on...
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Reasons I love Ricky Gervais:
Guy (who cares who it is): You're welcome to come along, I'm sure.
Ricky: I can't, I'm doing -- anything else.
My friend called me a heterosexual as an insult...
Progress!
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Watchbakarilebby:
woodwardisbond:
My music video debut. Directed by the amazing Steve Daniels.
Toro y Moi - Still Sound
sry 4 da reblogz 2day but i lyk dis. da blog?
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I generally hate watching a movie before reading...
but I must say I’ve had some interesting experiences with Never Let Me Go. For one thing, when I read it, I can only see Tommy as looking like Andrew Garfield.
For another thing, when I read it before taking an accidental, 3-hour nap, I have intense dreams involving my own Tommy who somehow still looks like Andrew Garfield. I know the dude’s face is fucked up, but whatever, I’m...
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“You wanna come over to my dorm later? But you’ll have to get there before...”
– Pick-up lines with Ashley
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I know you guys were really curious about my...
My self-summary
I like a man with two left hands.
What I’m doing with my life
Regretting it.
I’m really good at
Filling in boxes to give random strangers information about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
My golden locks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
It’s a Jersey Thing Jackass Two and a Half Men Underoath Olives.
The six...
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Decided to make an OkCupid account a while back...
The most important match question they’ve asked so far is “How often do you brush your teeth.” This question is very important to me.
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The one status, the ONLY status facebook does not...
Which is ironic, because it’s the only one I would actually care about.
Edit: Apparently it does? But think of how awkward those “OH NO WHAT HAPPENED” responses become. God, I am feeling like an increasingly offensive human being, and I know that it is objectively unfunny, but I’m just imaging all of the basic bitches who actually responded with “o no wat...
“HE HAS A TUMBLR AND I CAN’T FOLLOW IT UGH THIS MUST BE WHAT IT’S...”
– Me, re: not being able to follow a dude I just met because we’re not even facebook friends and it’s weird that you managed to stalk him enough to find out he has a tumblr what the fuck is wrong with you girl
You guys don't have to read my rants, but I am...
You do, however, have to read this really good post by STFUR.
Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot more about a lot of issues I see in society (and even the ones I don’t, because I know nothing about anything and I’m sure there are thousands of atrocities occurring in the world at any given moment that I could not even fathom), and also just thinking about my personal life, and...
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It's like...I already did things. Like, 80% of the...
But I’m le tired.
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You think you're ready to be an adult until the...
I’ve emailed my mom twice in a matter of minutes, telling her to help me do adult things. “WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WAIT ARE THESE APARTMENTS EVEN FOR SALE MOM HOW DO I MAKE SURE I DON’T GET SCAMMED OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME OH BTW I NEED YOU TO SEND ME STUFF SO I CAN FINALLY GET MY PERMIT AND START LEARNING HOW TO DRIVE OH BTW I LOST MY PHONE.”
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I draw the line at organic tampons.
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“Jean-Claude van Damn I’m fine!”
– Just remembering all of my favorite quotes today.
“That’s really when you become a woman, is when people come out of your...”
– Louis CK, defining my idea of womanhood perfectly.
Until then, I am just “an adult,” and not even really that.
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Reblog if you've been through 01/01/01, 02/02/02,...
alyaae:
This won’t happen for another 1,000 years
LOL math is hard. (Hint: 2010 ——-> 2110)
I got the dreaded "What do you like to do in your...
It’s always the worst. “I…like…the internet?” Except you can never say that. You can never say that.
“Girl crushes are a weird cross road where you don’t know if you want to try...”
– Perfect.
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I bet that half of the n00dz up on the internet...
You know what I’m talking about. You’re sitting in your room, you took a half-assed shower, you haven’t really eaten anything substantial since the night before, your hair is a mess, and all you’re wearing is a huge ass T-shirt, and suddenly you see your webcam looking at you from the glow of your laptop, and you’re like, “You know what would be a good idea?...
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Movie I get the urge to watch about twice a month:...
Number of times I’ve watched it since I was 7: probably 1, fuck if I know.
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I don't think the casting directors for U.S. Skins...
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This whole thing on last.fm where people can see...
Most of the time, it’s just a couple of pages of me listening to the same artist on loop for 2 days in a row, followed by a brief period of me letting my ipod be on random, and then Joanna Newsom 4daze.
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Ugh, every time I listen to "In California" by...
Why is it the same fucking song as “Does Not Suffice”? Goddamn everything.