December 2010
142 posts
Dec 31st
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I bet that the next time there is a "new...
the “still friends” notification. High SchoolFriend and Person YouMetAt AParty are STILL FRIENDS.
Dec 30th
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Why are bras a thing for people who are a B cup...
I wish that having the shape of a natural breast wasn’t so fucking taboo in this country. I get so tired of wearing a bra for my tiny ass boobs everyday, just because you can see nip when I don’t. WELCOME TO TITS THEY AREN’T SHAPED LIKE BRAS MAKE THEM LOOK. I don’t need the fucking support. I just don’t want to be “that chick” who was “clearly not...
Dec 30th
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morrrgan asked: Your eyes have the perfect distance between them monita
Dec 30th
morrrgan asked: Your eyes have the perfect distance between them monita
Dec 30th
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So, I don't know what's up today, but I've...
been contemplating becoming one of “those women” who shop away their feelings and use clothes as a coping mechanism. I’ve been on Forever21’s website for 2 hours now, and it’s like. Okay, yeah, I can’t afford you, but at least I know the reason I can’t have you is because I’m too poor and not because you think my eyes are too far apart and you...
Dec 30th
New pastime. →
Dec 30th
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“If I can’t have boys, I WILL HAVE CLOTHES.”
– Things I have said today in full seriousness.
Dec 30th
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Have you ever had those moments where you see a...
and then you read their facebook About Me: my favorite color is green and dont cramp my style :) tyvm hey im the age of 14 and i like girlz, with out them i wouldent beable to live, ha! i love music…preferably somthing with a nice driving beat ;D and i love penut butter, if thats not enough just message me if i think ur nice i might message u back :D And you’re like...
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
I think that the thing that pissed me off most...
was her insistence that homosexuality is fundamentally wrong, “because it goes against nature” or some shit. Like, no. Just no. I’m still mad about that. So, they can’t create babies on their own? That’s why it’s wrong? You know what else “goes against nature” and “doesn’t promote the health of humanity,” if you’re going to...
Dec 28th
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“The key to that style is shortening the back to a length that is not as long as...”
– My mom gives such concise answers when you ask her questions sometimes.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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One time, when I was first beginning to drink, I...
and she knew and asked me about it, and I attempted to deny it at first. Like, she saw me putting it back in the fridge and I still tried to say I hadn’t drunk it at first. I always felt like an asshole for that.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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“pink pens > pink penises.”
– My lil chicken. Tellin’ it like it is.
Dec 28th
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Spending time with my family was cool or whatever
but it was exhausting as fuck, and I can’t wait to just spend time with my friends for New Year’s.
Dec 28th
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In an effort to really get the whole "Project...
64 items in no particular order of importance. pink pens clothes that fit me well doing almost anything with Susi things that are aesthetically pleasing getting text messages/internet notifications good movies good TV shows good books finishing a task/project doing something with my hands trying something new being good at things compliments lists romance — in characters,...
Dec 27th
My mother is objectively the worst at showing...
#thingsrealizedonchristmas
Dec 26th
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“dio esiste e non sei tu, quindi rilassati”
– God exists and not you, so relax (via a-wolf-among-wolves) Damn, yo. I guess God sho’ lykez wine, then, because he had a cuppa or two last night.
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
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That moment where you know you won a facebook...
HHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
Dec 25th
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Tupac's nosering.
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHH
Dec 25th
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All we've talked about since I got to my grandma's...
“Ashley was ONE-YEAR OLD when this coupon was made!” “Fifteen cents off for two rolls of paper towels??!! This coupon was made when that was still a deal!” My grandmother is in California and thus cannot hear any of this, but there has been non-stop laughter from my aunt and my mother ever since they started going through her stuff. All I can think is that I can see my...
Dec 25th
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It's like I'm always in a contest with the...
Dec 24th
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People who do covers of songs and then apologize...
9______________9
Dec 24th
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Have you ever looked at someone's picture online...
and then as you’re thinking this/semi-saying it out loud, you feel your tongue sticking to the roof of your mouth and realize that you probably have morning breath, and right then you’re just like, “THEY’LL NEVER WANT TO KISS ME IF I HAVE MORNING BREATH,” as if it’s a permanent thing and this instance has negated all future possibility ever?
Dec 24th
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You know how you're sometimes talking to some...
and you’re having a great time and everyone is laughing and you make jokes and everyone gets them and you just feel like the most awesome person in the world, and then you look in the mirror and realize that even though you put zero effort into looking good that day, you actually look pretty damn nice, and then you feel like a million bucks and everything is awesome? And then you talk to...
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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After looking into this place today, I've made a... →
April 19th is a holiday. It’s a holiday to share the love of gay porn and marijuana. So, on April 19th, exchange adult and homosexual gifts with your friends, so that everyone can enjoy the fuck out of 4/20! Papers and pipes, DVDs and dildos! Get those gifts out there! For all of my friends who aren’t completely lame, this is going to be a thing. You are free to not be lame as well...
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Reblog with your Porn Name
bringtheruckuss: upanddowns: (Favorite alcoholic drink + biggest insecurity) = Whiskey Lovehandles beer pubes FourLoko I-think-nobody-likes-me-and-everybody-hates-me.
Dec 23rd
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Questions? →
Dec 23rd
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Discovering Dub Kweli was like discovering Jesus. →
Dec 22nd
“I don’t think unicorns do familial genocide.”
– Real things I said in conversation with Max.
Dec 22nd
paulinabelen asked: I think I found your hairspiration:

http://www.posh24.com/photo/310973/who_looks_best_with_pink_hair
Dec 22nd
paulinabelen asked: I think I found your hairspiration:

http://www.posh24.com/photo/310973/who_looks_best_with_pink_hair
Dec 22nd
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Anyone wanna help this chick dye her hairs pink?
See also: anyone know how to get hairs pink on only one section?
Dec 22nd
Before I do that, I'd like to point out
that I’m probably a bad person for looking at all of the pictures on this website just because it made me feel really happy about my body, because goddamn. Woof. Um, but, like, everyone has their own beauty, and, uh, not gonna perpetuate society’s fucked up images of beauty or whatever…
Dec 22nd
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I just got turned on by a picture of a polaroid...
What the fuck, man, I need to go to sleep.
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
I don't care et al.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
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Did you fuckers seriously like Tron?
The climax of that movie for me was the part where Cillian Murphy had a beard, and that was fucking 20 minutes in. I spent the whole time just being like, “Well, at least there’s Daft Punk…”
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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On a related note
What kind of person wakes up at 1:30 in the afternoon and then takes a nap from 5 until 9?
Dec 21st
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I get it from my mama.
Mom: I can't believe you were asleep. I was going to go out to eat, but if you're not ready...
Me: Well, can't you just bring me back something?
Mom: I don't want to order food and just be sitting there with it.
Me: Well then you can order yours to-go, too, and we can eat it together.
Mom: I wanted to sit down and eat my food at the restaurant........... Okay, so, what would you want? Zaxby's?
Me: Why can't you just bring me something from the restaurant?
Mom: ...I'll probably just get you Zaxby's.
Dec 21st